For starters, we have recently acquired a shiny new thread...(so what if it was 16 pages ago! Do you know how long it took us to finish the last thread?)
Long story, a bunch of us were thrown into the ball pit of doom at the hands of Da Boss. It was a big globby-melted-marshmellow-and-jello-nutella mess but in the end we all managed to escape. However, peace and quiet never lasts too long in this house so it's only natural that the familia found out that Monica had blooded her little sister, Feline, who is now a blood thirsty newborn looking to kill Dexter (seriously, when isn't this guy being hunted down?)
Feline was put on a slight hold when Lidia decided that everyone must tend to watch the final game of the World Cup. The winner was Spain, however, leaving a very disgruntled Lidia even more disgruntled since this means that Dexter will be leaving us to go join his father in California while the rest of us are left behind to dealt with the likes of Feline.
Lidia interjects- And now most of us are off on a grand adventure to Europe. Maria and Lucia are going to temporarily kidnap certain members of the Spanish football team and everyone else can gamboole about and go shopping. We're leaving Feline at home, but Lid will poof back at night to babysit her.
Have I gotten it all? Toodles! Tutti.
Lid: Now you've got it all.