Holy snap, we're alive! Really, we are. Contrary to the title of this post, anyways, because I just borrowed that from Monty Python. And just because we're vampires doesn't mean we're properly undead, like zombies. I can't believe I haven't updated in so long, although that may have something to do with my losing the link to here, and the thread going ridiculously slowly, and a general period of summer-sluggishness that has us all going slower than a snail with a head cold. We've had our thread for well over a month, and are (is?) only 44 pages into it? The horror! Lexicalia is going faster than us! (Though I blame the Unitedness people and Rosa and Karl taking up a large amount of space snogging) In other news... Did I mention Karl, the Tetrarch of Lexicalia, has joined us? Course, differentiating between Lexicalia and the Mafia has become a spot of confusion, but never mind that. And Queenie has returned after a very long (and for unknown reasons) absence, but not entirely. It seems she's lost her memory, so Lidia is working on rectifying that. In the mean time, people need to calm down and not freak out. Roxy and Gio are on a vacation of sorts, to visit Roxy's old family and take care of some things...

Can we boost the posting on the thread, please? Its soooooo slooowwww...