Humans
Spencer the Frapp BoySpencer is the first human ever to join the family. Kidnapped by Sabina as the Co-boss, Nina's, birthday present. He is the frapp boy for the mafia, making all types of Starbucks drinks for the mafia at large. Mates with Nina, who will pwn your arse if you even think about hurting him. |
Frankie the Donut BoyFrankie was kidnapped by Sabina, Alesio, and Vurktoid when the need for a donut maker arose. Makes the most awesome donuts ever. Owned mostly by Sabina and partly by Alesio, hated by Vurk, who is always plotting new and creative ways to kill him. Full name is Franklin Cam Delano Donut Jr. |
Chase the Ice Cream Boy
Chase was a Ben & Jerry's worker in Montreal, Canada when he was kidnapped by Alesio, Rosa, Sab, Ronnie, Maria, and Chaos. Owned by Alesio, is looked after by Sab or Ronnie when she is away. Is the official Mafia Ice Cream Boy, and rocks at it. Loves going to Canadia so that he can play in the fake snow that is in his and Alesio's room. Also likes driving around Alesio's Koenigsegg CCX. Often refers to Frankie as "the tool", even though he knows it makes Frankie mad, but he knows Alesio will protect him. Is also intimidated by Jasper. Danny BiscuitDanny is another new addition to the Mafia. Maria purchased him to save him from becoming vampire-fodder at the Non Veggie Vamp Cafe while we got Dexter. He doesn't really have a job or anything yet, he just hangs out with Maria and plays pinball with Demitri (Lidia thinks those two will develop an awesome non-gay bromance) ((edit circa 2013: lol no homo)). If we ever decide he needs a job, he'll bet a bigger bio.
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Dexter Peeta the Blood Frosted Gardening Boy (the BloFroGaBoy for short)Dexter Logan Peeta was born on November 22nd 1991. After his parents divorced, his 2 sisters went along with his mother and he stayed behind with his father who coincidentally got changed into a vampire not too soon after, It was because of his father unpredictable thirst at the time that Dexter spent most of his childhood growing up at the Non Veggie Vamp Cafe, where his father had placed him so that Dexter could remain well taken care of and in a stable environment until the day came when the right family would come along to adopt him.
Dexter is a new addition to the Mafia. We recently acquired him from the Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe, rescuing him from an assumably impending demise by thirsty vampire. Dexter now works for us, making bloody food, frosting for Lidia, and the gardening. Hence BlowFroGaBoy (even though it sound like Blow Frog A Boy) He smells extremely nice, like Burnt Butter Frosting (its diabetes in frosting form) and the way a Coldstone store smells when you first walk in. Its extremely tempting to certain members of the familia, but we'll just deal. We like Dex too much to eat him, right? ScreenName- Dex_TheBloFroGaBoy Job- Blood Frosted Gardening Boy Pet- an old golden retriever named Monkey, apparently based on a fictional dog from a Sarah Dressen novel Car- Er, none, so far. Weapon- His uber L33T baking skills. Room- 2d floor, opposite Danny |