I know, you're going, "WTF is that title supposed to mean?" well it means that Chaos gave her human the name of Neo, like to guy from the Matrix (or like those weird pets, you decide). Also, we have a new member, Sheila Delucci, who I've yet to meet but shall soon. We finally found out what happened to the original human, Bob; as it turns out he was sacrificed to some of William Beckett's fangirls when Nina and Lidia stole the tour bus of The Academy Is... AND WE FINALLY KNOW WHERE THE HECK THE HOUSE IS!!! We are located in the Cascade Mt Range, just south of Mt Hood. Alesio further tourtured Haley by gluing fake leaves in her mouth and Ronnie and Carlotta rubbed hot peppers on Haley's hands while she was sleeping, so the juice got in her eyes when she rubbed them when she woke up, and Alesio knocked out half Haley's teeth with a hammer. Alesio, Rosa, Ronnie, Chaos, Maria and myself went hunting for a man for Alesio at some ice cream places, we managed to find a hottie named Chase who makes icecream, who we drugged and are expecting to awaken sometime tommorrow. More later.
-A.L. Sabina
P.S. Please check your pages and make sure they are up to date, meaning it has all your powers, cars ect. And if you want to send me a link to a picture of your car or pet go ahead, I finally figured out the linking on this site.
3 Comments
Chezz is back after her long absence on the 6th thread, and she let everybody know by racing Lana down the driveway. Chaos' human awoke only to be knocked out again because he knows about the existance of vampires because he went to Forks to visit family, and while he was there he met Mike, who's a friend of his family. Mike was complaining about the Cullens beacause he "lost" Bella to Edward and Mike had seen Bella not long ago and noticed the change, so he told Chaos' human about it. It turns out her human's very imaginative and wanted to know more, but couldn't figure anything out so he was wandering around near La Push and overheard Sam and Jake arguing over wheather the Vampire treaty was still in effect and Jake was actually calling all the cullens by name and Chaos' human realized everything and he ended up he driving around,trying to decide what to do for a long time when his car broke down, while trying to find help and ran into the mafia house, where he was hit with a frying pan by Chaos , we are not sure what to do with him as of yet. The Jonas Brothers have been jumped back to LA, because we felt it was wrong to keep them out of their natural habitiat. Ronnie and myself got new cars, her's a BMW 3 Series that she acquired not so legally and mine a SSC Ultimate Aero TT (the world's fastest production car) which I actually had to pay for because they are so rare it would be supicious. After the Jonas Brothers crashed in front of the house, they were brought in and given a potion of Medea's making to heal them, all that was left after that was how to explain to them where they were, we settled on a vacation spot call Paradise on Earth, they bought it, so they are staying with us for a few days. Spencer's transformation is finally over and he is adjusting to vampire life well so far. More Later. To kick off the day when Nic invited Jasper to come help out with Operation Domination, she also revealed another part of her past. It would appear that she had a fling with Emmett some time ago, and then had mated with Edward 25 years ago, that is until he found out about her past with the Volturi and he left her, now she was trying to find a way to get him back, unfortunatly it didn't work out. In the meantime, Alesio decided to add some blue feathers to my masterpiece that is Haley's hair, and Chaos threw Haley in a padded room for safe keeping, now Ronnie has ducttaped Haley's feet together, hot glued sparkles to her legs and hung her upside down from the ceiling by a hook, and VIOLA! Mermaid that the vampwolf pups happen think is a firehydrant! (Vurk is going to KILL us when he sees this!) It also seems like everyone is adopting Chaos' half vampwolf puppies left and right, one has even took a liking to Spencer, we have dubbed it Frapp Pup. Alesio, Ronnie and myself are currently in Chicago searching for the perfect mate for Alesio, so far no luck. Rea is "taking care of" the producers of Supernatural because they have noticed Sam and Dean missing, the Disney hacks are fighting over some shoes, a human showed up at the front door so he's knocked out in Chaos' room, and the Jonas Brothers crashed in front of the house, which we haven't dealt with yet because we are waiting for the new thread. Ab and Chaos, two of our newborns, quite lovely when apart, but together are annoying as heck with all their fighting. Lidia had to leave before anything could be done about it, leaving me with the authority to hurt anyone I had to, and Nic felt the need to call in the Volturi, who I promptly threw out of the house. Soon after I called a meeting, getting Chaos and Ab to finally stop fighting (for now) and Nic found out about the Volturi's past attempt to kill Frankie, whom she made apoligize to me, which they did by giving me the Holy Grail as a present. Lana turned Sam and Dean Winchester, who make mighty fine vampires if I do say so myself, as long as they refrain from kill anybody, that is. Also, somebody left Jane in Chaos' room, we are unsure as to who it was right now, but Jane has been taken back to the Volturi. And while Vurk was away, his human tried to kill herself multiple times, in the end I knocked her out with a frying pan to the head (she's fine, don't freak Vurk) then made a few additions to her face with a sharpie, dyed her hair green with bright yellow highlights, and chopped of some of it quite unevenly (okay, NOW you can freak, Vurk) she is now restrained in a stratight-jacket for her own safety. Chaos late Vampwolf, Conan, gave birth to 14 half-vampwolf puppies, so now the house is overrun with them, but they're adorable, so it's okay. More tommorrow. First the most important news, Spencer had a relapse of some kind, and was deteriorating rapidly, so Nina had to opt to turn him. All went well and he should be fine in a few days. On Friday the people involved in Operation Domination are to leave for Paris, since they have already conquered Russia thoroughly. They currently have a count of about 110 newborns. It is uncertain at this point if Gabby will be joining them, she is currently under Nic's supervision. Vurk has reappeared, this time with a new human that closely resembles Haley Williams of Paramore, unfortunatly. -A.L. Sabina Ah, so many n00bs today... in addition to our new twi-guy, we have 2 more n00bs, Chaos Q Kirit and Garriella Rosa Delucci. Later on a game of Twister began, and quickly ended when I had a mad laughing fit because Rosa said, "I'm very flexible," and I shouted, "that's what she said!" But really, I had to, it was the perfect set-up. Then Ella, Ronnie, Alice and Gabby attempted a game of Clue via the Lex, it never got started because the owner of the board had to leave. Soon after, another game of Twister began between myself, Frankie, Ronnie, Ella and Chaos (I need your info, btw) with Lidia controlling the spinner; all was well until Frankie fell (on me, no less) and ripped his new pants, because he is the only one strange enough to play Twister in super-skinny jeans. That about wraps it up, more tommorrow. Around Midnight, I have offically managed to get Alesio hooked on Settings (it's a band) and we proceeded to sing along to them, badly. In more important news, Medea found out why Spencer smells so good, it's because his body was fighting off the infection and she has now given him a potion to reduce the scent; she believes that Spencer will be back to normal (or as normal as he gets) by later today. Also, we got a new member, who happens to be a TWI-GUY! He is Medea's best friend (who doesn't have a mafia name yet, but he goes by Ab), and unfortunatly for him, I was the first one to greet him, and we all know I'm excitable, so I pounced on him. Oh well, he'll get over it. More to come as the day rolls on! Feeling it was time to remove myself from Forks, today I stole Rosalie's car to drive home and I am entering it in a demolition derby. Seth joined us in the house to help drown out Spencer's smell, which resulted in Ronnie trying to steal him and then poofing in Rosalie so I would fight with her and be distracted. After I pwned Blondie, Frankie creeped out Seth by asking for help out of my skinny jeans (which Frankie was wearing) and now poor Seth may be damaged for life, although it was rather funny. To replace my jeans, Frankie stole Beckett's jeans from Lidia, which she wasn't happy about and demanded he remove them, which he did right in the front of everybody, thank God for boxers. To kick off the day, Rita discovered her power, she is a (drumroll please!) JUMPER! Spencer's condition has been improving thanks to Medea and her amazing potion making skills, BUT for some reason Spencer now smells especially delicious to everyone, and most of us are haing a hard time controlling ourselves. Medea is trying her hardest to find out why and what to do about it. Some of da familia have gone to stay with the Cullens to avoid harming Spencer. Upon arriving there, Rosalie and myself got into a fight because I'm better than she is *cough*. Carlisle broke it up before any real damage could be done. More tommorrow. |
