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Yesterday the girls (and Gio) went shopping, but not for clothes. We made a trip to the Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe to purchase ourselves a new human (yes, it sounds weird to anyone not of the familia- don't let your siblings read this!). After some speculation and choruses of "Oh, Lidia, can we get this one, he's so cute!" like we were in a pet shop (oh wait, we were)...(techincally) we came away with one Dexter Peeta the Blood Frosted Gardening Boy- his title comes of the requirements that he bakes bloody food and is named Dexter for Queenie , looks like Peeta and makes frosting for Lidia, and at Gio's suggestion cares for Lid's orchard *eye roll* Thus, the newest member of the familia is born. Ish. he was already born, we just bought him... Um, yeah. Maria also brought home a new friend, named Danny Biscuit. She just couldn't stand to leave him to be eaten by some vamp who needed someone to take out angst on. Demitri is debating on whether or not he likes him, and Lidia thinks it will eventually blossom into a friendship tighter than William Beckett's skinny jeans (which is not physically possible.) Next, the familia will be accompanying Ab to go rescue Medea, wherever she is. After that, most of us will be taking a road trip to California, in most cases to make an "illegal" (We'll pull some strings) visit to the set of CSI:NY, which is not filmed in NY, but Cali.
In the mean time, we need to be working on making Al angry/annoyed enough to spontaneously combust into the were-unicorn we all know he is.
 


Maria
08/22/2009 21:00

I think we should have Gio ask Queenie out and hide that from Al. Let's see if he'll turn into a wereunicorn then!

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Giovanni
08/22/2009 21:50

Would be great, but Queenie's rather difficult to take anywhere. >.>

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Maria
08/22/2009 22:27

You're right. How about every time we see Al is about to ask Queenie out, we'll interrupt them!
*waits to see if Al will turn into a wereunicorn now*

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Al
08/23/2009 07:19

ROAR!
*Explodes into a were-unicorn*

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Monica
08/23/2009 11:18

POOF! He esploded!!

XDD

I see that know Al is on the list as the Mafi were-unicorn and now Maria is the Mafia's were-squirrel....Maria does that mean you're crazy for nuts??

Monica's too cheerful to combust....darnit...

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Maria
08/23/2009 15:53

Haha I noticed that too, Monica!
Yes, but I do not combust because Maria has never gotten angry!
Hehehe, unicorns don't ROAR Al. They BOOP!

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Monica
08/23/2009 16:02

I know right?? Why would they roar when they can- wait BOOP?? XDD

Why, that's not very scary at all

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The Boss...
08/23/2009 16:51

If I were a unicorn I'd rawr... O.o

Oh Oh Oh! Please Mr. Al the magical Were-Unicorn.... Do you know the way to Candy Mountain?

We'll have to get Demitri to tickle Maria into combustion.

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Maria
08/23/2009 17:58

XD Yes BOOP! *imagines Al combusting into a wereunicorn and BOOPing in anger*

CCCHHHAAAARRRRLLLIIIIEEEEE! *giggle* now I'm gonna start calling Al Charlie!

No, I don't want to be a combusting weresquirrels. They might be cute but they don't have any magical powers.

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Giovanni
08/24/2009 09:25

They always know where to find nuts. *snicker*

Oh! And they can't die! Witness Scrat in the "Ice Age" films. XD

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Monica
08/24/2009 09:37

ALWAYS know where to find nuts...*snort*

CHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRLLLLIIEEEE!! *hahaha* The Maaagical Were-unicorn!

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Giovanni
08/24/2009 13:56

As a reader of "Wide Awake," I am highly amused by all this unicorn talk.

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Al
08/24/2009 18:55

^^Gio, you make me crack up. XD

And yeah Lids, I know the way to Candy Mountain! WE'RE GOING TO CANDY MOUNTAIN! WE'RE GOING TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!
*Proceeds to turn into a Pegasus, throws the Mafia on his back, and flies away in an explosion of rainbows and sparkly sprinkles. And leprechauns. Can't forget the leprechauns.*

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Maria
08/24/2009 19:58

*snickers* XD

CANDY MOUNTAIN! it's a land of sweets and joy... and joyness

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Al
08/26/2009 11:58

CANDY MOUNTAIN!
CANDY MOUNTAIN!

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The Boss...
08/26/2009 16:38

Please, no unicorns Gio. Don't make me think badly of my Snape. *sniffs and shudders* Ugh. Ugh Ugh Eww. *sits in emo corner for a bad thought time out*

What about the Banana King? I once wrote a skit with him in it... Oh, and the Snowman! :D

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Maria
08/27/2009 19:02

Put a banana in your ear XD

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Al
09/03/2009 08:22

When's the next entry?

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Giovanni
09/04/2009 17:50

Methinks it's time for a new blog entry.

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Al
09/05/2009 05:54

Same.

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Rosa
09/06/2009 20:34

You guys are funny. :D

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Al
09/07/2009 07:03

Thanks Rosa. XD

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