To kick off the day when Nic invited Jasper to come help out with Operation Domination, she also revealed another part of her past. It would appear that she had a fling with Emmett some time ago, and then had mated with Edward 25 years ago, that is until he found out about her past with the Volturi and he left her, now she was trying to find a way to get him back, unfortunatly it didn't work out. In the meantime, Alesio decided to add some blue feathers to my masterpiece that is Haley's hair, and Chaos threw Haley in a padded room for safe keeping, now Ronnie has ducttaped Haley's feet together, hot glued sparkles to her legs and hung her upside down from the ceiling by a hook, and VIOLA! Mermaid that the vampwolf pups happen think is a firehydrant! (Vurk is going to KILL us when he sees this!) It also seems like everyone is adopting Chaos' half vampwolf puppies left and right, one has even took a liking to Spencer, we have dubbed it Frapp Pup. Alesio, Ronnie and myself are currently in Chicago searching for the perfect mate for Alesio, so far no luck. Rea is "taking care of" the producers of Supernatural because they have noticed Sam and Dean missing, the Disney hacks are fighting over some shoes, a human showed up at the front door so he's knocked out in Chaos' room, and the Jonas Brothers crashed in front of the house, which we haven't dealt with yet because we are waiting for the new thread.
*takes deep breath*
Whew, that's a lot.