After being inspired by the new Percy Jackson movie, our good human, Dexter took the liberty of making his own Lotus flowers (laced with a fine amount of methylenedioxymethamphetamine, of course.) Since then, he's managed to convince Queenie, Monica, Al and even Lidia to have a taste while the Sober squad (Rosa, Maria, Ali, Eva and Aida) watch on warily.
The mansion, for lack of a better word, has turn into a scene pulled straight out of the Alice's Adventures in Wonderland children's book and we now await everyone to come down from their trip way up there!
In other news, some of our Mafia members have taken a strong dislike towards our newest member who seems to have more than a few tricks up her sleeves...just what could she be up to?
We'll soon find out...IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE!
-Emma
Emma here.
I thought it was time to write a new blog, consider we have a new mafia member! *confetti* Let's give a warm welcome to Aida (who's a hybrid) and her bird, Nex. :)
Here are the updates:
-Lidia, Maria, Lucia, Eva and company are making no bake cookies in the kitchen...or were before Aida came in. Yum!
-Rosa is currently a black wolf pup, so give her a nice pat on the head.
-Queenie and Monica have just finished watching a movie in their long journey to discover the true meaning love...but that was quickly ended when Monica went off to try to assassinate our new member.
-Al has killed a human and fears that he will harm Dexter. (But who hasn't, really?)
-Annnnnd Dexter made some special Lotus flowers that coincidentally resemble the ones from Percy Jackson that you all should try!
Hope I covered the main points! See you at the mansion! *poof*
Hey guys, Emma here. I thought I'd help Viola out with the blogs since we scarcely ever have a new entry!
For all of you who have missed a few days and want a run down without having to go through 57485794 pages, here's what you've missed.
-Queenie had an epiphany and is now set out to try to win Giovanni's heart.
-This goes for Monica as well, who after having had a conversation about love and jealous with Queenie, realized that she, too, loved someone. Dexter!
-Most of the Mafia joined in on an EPIC vampire snowball fight outside of the mansion, which involved lots of multicolored snow, moving snow creations (ie: Snownas Bros, snow-Trex...), evil laughter, flying snowballs (like, literal flying ones. With wings.) and much snow-destruction of snow forts. Unfortunately,Dexter got hypothermia from being out too long. (And the fact that Monica fell asleep on him didn't exactly help either...)
-Al has returned after a long hiatus. Welcome back!
-Giovanni has not been around. *pout* You win some you lose some!
-Welcome back, the original Luisa, who left for a while but has since decided to come back to see if she can find her place in the Mafia thread.
Did I miss anything?
(Boss Edit: Yes, yes you did. D: We needed more epic snowfighting!)
Oh yeah, watch the Percy Jackson movie...it was awesome.
Bye now! *poof*
Look! A new blog! Holy crap, the world must be ending! :O
So, onto the news... We've been doing very little lately. We had a huge frosting fight (There's some strange pictures of Lid covered in frosting- Gio now has collateral against the strechy pants), then decided to dip everything we could possibly find in fondue (Fondue? more like fundue!-Alex Gaskarth XD). Queenie's cousin Matilda is visiting, and they enjoy making extra long posts. Gio felt nerdy and pulled out some suspenders, causing much laughter. We also have a new member! Say hello to Rollo- he's another Italian, mostly vampire. Play nicely with him, children.
Annnnndddd.... that's all.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Have a magical holiday, get lots of sleep, party till your purple and all that jazz.
(Reminder: We're kinda sorta Gabe Saporta having a Mafia Party, so just come on and say Merry Christmas to everyone and perhaps discuss awesometastic presents and what not. I dun care.)
Merry Christmas!
Love, The Boss...!
Today, December 5th, is the Day of the Ninja! I expect everyone to be running around as ninja like as possible. Have fun!
At the Mansion, Gio, Queenie, Lidia and Maria are taking care of a group of hunters who apparently decided Kingsley was snackfood or an eskaped zoo pet. All we know is that they're too icky to be eaten, so we're wiping their memories, feeding them shrooms and sending them on their merry, triptastic way. Karl has returned! Yay! He and Roxy are talking, but for now you're welcome to stop by and say hello. Dexter and Lucia are touring the Mansion, so any other noobs are welcome to go and join them. Monica... likes to make ginormous posts that are very plotful and need some more developing, so we'll update you on that later. Stefan, Rosa's shapshifty brother, has sadly taken his leave, but we hope he'll visit again soon. Just no jumping him, okay, even if it is the Day of the Ninja?
Erm, did I miss anything?
Hehe, late again, just like your *insert WARNING-TMI caption here*
We're finally back at the Mansion! Well, most of us anyways. Rosa and Stefan and Lidia and Monica are almost back after their rescue mission. Lidia's very helpful friend should arrive at about the same time she does, and he's completely capable of taking care of the numerous injuries. We alos gained a new member, Ali, be nice to her, introduce yourselves, be friendly until Lid gets home, ect.
As for other important things, how did ya'll like New Moon, eh?
I know some of us have not seen it (you know who you are *coughs*David*coughs and covers blog in Purell again*) so for now, I'm putting a spoiler ban on the Mafia. Don't post any details (I'm okay with an OMG I LOVED IT! post, just nothing specific) about the movie for at least... a week? I'll anounce when we can. However, that is what the Lexicon is for- there are a plethora of New Moon threads you can post on and spoil whatever you wish without fearing of stealing people's New Moon virginity.
In essence- Don't post about New Moon!
Yes, I know this super late. *waves away glares and eye rolling*
We got a new thread! So the Mafia is finally leaving Disneyland, a departure thankfully sped up by Dexter getting a little squished by Monica and Lucia having apparent menstrual cramps without the gross part. We still have to find Monica, first, because she's disappared to some part of the park. Lid and Rosa are working on finding her as everyone else packs up to leave. Be warned, Frankie and Spencer are driving, so I'd really suggest wearing your seatbelt and strapping all breakable possesions down. Going back to Rosa, it seems her long lost brother, whom she assumed dead, is really alive, full shapeshifter, immortal, and with a shapeshifting family of his own. He might be coming back to the Mansion to visit for a while.
Hopefully everyone got their fill of vacationing (Lid did- she has enough Star Wars paraphanelia to outlast a zombie apocalypse now). Time to relax at home for a while, take a nap, eat food,
Urgh, I know this is super duper late. Sorry.
Not that we've been doing a whole lot anyways, just a massive party in Disneyland. The Tower of Terror and California Screamin' seem to be the family favorites, both have been ridden on about 50 times. Each. And certain people were screaming so loud you could hear them in The Magic Kingdom (those rides are in California Adventure, for those confused people I know are going to question that. Different park.) Queenie got temporarily lost and somehow ended up in a storage closet in the bowels (not the intestine kind!) of the Tower of Terror. Never fear, Gio and Lidia saved her, without being caught (thanks to Lid's ninja skills). We still have a few more rides to go on (*coughcough* STAR WARS! *cough, covers blog in Purell to make sure no one catches my cold*), and then the Disney trip should be done. After that, who knows what we
Ahoy, mateys! Today, September 19th, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! I, as The Pirate Captain, declare that everyone shall speak in Pirate-ese when not in character! However, its perfectly okeydokey to have your charrie talk pirate too. But don't say okeydokey. Pirates don't say okeydokey, its simply not pirate-y. Suggestions to celebrate ITLAD: 1. Help commandeer the CSI set and film a pirate detective sequence. 2. Kill all the zombie pirates attacking the CSI set. 3. Visit the Talk Like A Pirate Day website. 4. Find some interesting phrases to say on this Uncyclopdia article, or use this Pirate Dictionary. 5. Change your Facebook page to Pirate. 6. Invade various threads and jabber away in Pirate-ese about rum and Tortuga and Davy Jones and the awesomeness that is Jack Sparrow. 7. Watch lots of Spongebob episodes involving The Flying Dutchman. 8. Have a Pirates of the Caribbean marathon.
9. Translate "Yo Ho Yo Ho Its a Pirate Life For Me!" into German and sing it at the Oktoberfest, to stay true to the spirit of both celebrations.
10. Dress up and talk like a pirate all day!
Or any other ideas ye can think of, provided they're properly pirate-y.
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