Late last night Chaos and Clara were having a starwars battle of sorts, and they made me be R2sab2 (I wanted to be Chubacka, he's fluffy), and then later in the day it seemed the most of the famila was getting in on the action, so I was just straight up confused. I managed to find our old maid/butler, Tutti Jenkins, who was stuck in limbo in my 7th floor closet; he had apparently been trying to hide from Frankie who had beaten him violently with an umbrella for touching his prized Gibson Les Paul Goldtop guitar. Queenie put a bell around his neck so we don't lose him again. Lana tried to leave us for good, but fast action on behalf of da familia resulted in her agreeing to still be a mafia member, just not around as much as usual. She should drop in from time to time, and her creepy talking cat, Tristian, is still living with us. Nic and Aaron are back from their honeymoon. Nic brought Nixon back because she doesn't trust Demetri, then Lidia knocked out Nixon and shoved him in a closet for the time being . After getting bored of Star Wars they most of the house engaged in a game of POTC, which I actually understood! Somebody said something about kidnapping Aro, which somehow lead to me telling everyone how I gave Jasper buttless chaps as a joke before, which Emmett will not let him live down.
